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bell 6:40 Sun Nov 2
Colic
Parents of WHO.. Any advice for calming down colic? The little one is suffering.
Tried a few of the over the counter remedies but no joy.
I know there isn't a definite cure, but what did you do?

Thanks.

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bell 11:02 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
Cheers again people.

Yes IWTO, loving it.

Jonah Lomas 10:12 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
You read it.

I.want.that.one 10:11 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
bless you for thinking anyone reads your posts.


be a proud dad, though. it's all you have

Jonah Lomas 10:09 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
I didn't say you don't have children.

Until you've had one with food intolerances and leaky gut, then you won't understand the relief of getting to the bottom of it.

If I could give you one piece of advice about your daughter though, perhaps it would be that you let her post on here instead of you?

I.want.that.one 10:07 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
i don't have children?

fucking new parent snobbery


I have a 17 year old daughter. do you have any more advice for me?

Jonah Lomas 10:05 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
iwto - the elimination diet discovered her intolerances, but we still had no idea what the actual diagnosis was, or how to remedy the situation, so the pediatrician (done under health insurance) was an absolute godsend.

Until you've had a baby that won't sleep because they're constantly uncomfortable or in pain, you won't understand the difference fixing the situation makes.

I.want.that.one 10:00 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
do what he said. pay someone to tell you eliminate everything before you find an answer.....#


top work lomas

Jonah Lomas 9:55 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
About the same here Sniper.

Doctors and emergency people weren't a lot of help, whenever we took our daughter in. We did a lot of research ourselves, well the wife did, and figured we'd start at diet. Full elimination diet for the missus, and suddenly, as soon as there was no dairy, gluten etc in the diet, the improvements were dramatic.

We did some gradual re-introductions and found that excess fructose was an issue, anything orange, dairy and soy were a problem, even just a bit through breast milk.

Ended up seeing a pediatrician who takes a very alternative, bio-med approach, who diagnosed leaky gut.

Plenty of supplements for the nipper and wife (slippery elm, iberogast, zinc, digestive enzymes) and suddenly, everyone was happy again.

BUT, it took a long long time, and we had to do most of the work ourselves because the general opinion of the "normal" medical fraternity was that she was just doing what a baby does....have wind, vomit, get the shits etc.

bruuuno 9:52 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
Have you tried lysergic acid?

I.want.that.one 9:47 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
proud at being a dad, bell?



always found warm water knocked the problem out of the chest. good luck!

Sniper 9:46 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
My little boy had terrible silent reflux - chronic pain, literally wouldn't sleep for more than about 20 mins, had awful colic so bad he looked like he had Homer Simpson's beard or sometimes just like a smurf

It's a horrible thing to go through, and people will fire advice at you about what worked for them and and how they solved all their problems and how easy it was. But every child is different, and there is no miracle solution. My son was over 18 months old before he slept through the night, we tried everything. All you can do is your best and be there.

Jasnik 9:44 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
WE must have been lucky none of our 3 had it .

bell 9:38 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
Thanks for all the replies people. Much appreciated.

Sock, cheer up FFS.

cm2hammer 6:00 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
riosleftsock 5:55 Mon Nov 3

Yep, lets just bin off all that help that is out there now for us younger parents. Nope, really what a great idea. FMOB.

Far Cough 6:00 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
sock, didn't know you had another sprog?

Congrats

AnotherDay_SameShit 6:00 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
Bell can't say that we didn't warn him that his life is fucked now.

Have fun.

riosleftsock 5:55 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
Well, like you, Nursey, I've got kids but am a little older than some of the parents on here.

My advice to modern parents is to put the mobile away, don't google ANYTHING about your child, just spend as much time as you with her/him and find your own way how to deal with these little issues - speak to your parents/grandparents.

Lastly, see if you can get a midwife to give you training on sleeping and feeding patterns - what a fucking difference that made for me with our second kid.

BarkingMadHammer 5:52 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic

Bell - We have a 7 week old , and my other half took him to a Cranial Osteopath , I said " a what"

It has helped , he was a very restless dude , compared to are other boy who was a dream in comparison

Having read a previous poster suggesting the same , I'd look into it . . .

Our boy wouldn't sleep for more than 20 - 30 minutes , as soon as he is put into moses basket he would wake up

He is getting there , likes nuzzling he's Mum's fun bags , but so do I . . . .

Nurse Ratched 5:51 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
You're all heart, Socky.

riosleftsock 5:50 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
Old fashioned Gripe water and plenty of patience, its not fucking rocket science.

Colic and wind have been going on forever, if you have kids, man the fuck up and get on with it like most of the rest of us have done.

Cunts.

Pancho 5:46 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
Has a bottle of Calpol and a straw been mentioned yet?

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